Sic Boy Federation
2003
Band Line Up Hendrix Dead Boy: Vocal &
Creative Input
Rick The Fat Bus Driver From Rigby: Guitars &
Vocals
The Badaxe From The Fantastics: Bass & Vocals
Willard the sewer rat: drums
It all started With My Band "The Seats of Piss".
Hendrix Dead Boy & Gabba Four Cocks Who Went on To Guitar For Chaos
UK.Fish Net Tights Garters & Pigs Heads Loads Of Blood and Thrash
Songs Even Before Thrasher or Mosh Was Created When Earache Records.
Dig Was a Baby Boy Back In The Late Seventies.
From There on It Got Madder and Madder.
Sic Boy Federation:
Hendrix Dead Boy Witchfinder General Was Injected
With L.S.D in 1958.
Raised With Screaming Lord Sutch on The Road With Alvin Stardust as Well
Great Days of Youth With The Surgical Equipment.
I Created The Sic Boys Which Wrote and Played Music To Send People Insane.
Influenced people To Kill Themselves When Listening To our Music.
Crucified Dossers on Stage Baptised The Crowd With Red Stripe and Fired
Bangers From out of His Arse.
Screaming With Women's Dresses on taking L.S.D. throwing Paint Everywhere
Seeing How Many Pints of Piss We Could Drink Before Being Sic Boy.
Shagging blow Up Dolls In Marc Almonds Flat In Soho Throughing Them out
of The Windows at Dossers In The Street.
Shag Your Mother like Your Father Dose and Don't Forget To Come To My
Funeral Watching Sic Boy Videos Is The Best Flashback In My Life.
Night Mare City Bastard Interviewing Dossers To Fill In Application Forms
To Appear on The Crucifixes Just Ask Any Dosser and They Will Tell You
That We are Insane.
Influences:
I'm Only Influenced By Myself which I Study Photographic
Material of Myself on Stage.
To Send Me More Madder Sic and Insane, Gutted and on Display In You Local
Butchers Shop Biffa Boy Give a Dosser a Bone.
Through Bones To The Bus Driver.
It Give Me New Idea's and To Create New Stage Ideas To Shock The Dossers
Who Pay To Come and See Us.
We are Working on Having Nurses Running around the Stage With Babies Prams
on Fire.
(Run Through The House With My Babies Pram on Fire
With My Cunt Stitched
Up With Fishing Wire. 000024 Pints) Red Stripe Mainly Influences me Ice
Cold.
I Like To Influence People To Go Insane When Watching
I Like To Watch Myself on Telly
My Mothers Got a Big Belly
She Drink Lots of Sherry
Blood Guts and Jelly.
Looking out of The Aeroplane Window
Seeing Fagin Hanging onto The Planes Wings With a Woman's Dress on Car
Crashes/Planes Crashes/Train Crashes Influence Us.
I'm So Proud That My Mothers a Prostitute.
Favourite Gigs:
To Many To Mention I Enjoyed The Marlyn Manson Gig
In Hamilton Canada When He Slashes Up His Chest With a Broken Budwieser
Bottle Real Horror Show Wasp With old Blackie and His Pigs Heads Which
He Gave To Us After The Show,
We Took Them Home and Feed Them To Cheeseburgers Rotwieller.
The Sex Pistols Reunion Tour Which We Did In Two Taxis Full of Red Stripe
ask Darren Russell about That one.
Supergrass Live on Radio one At Rock City Nottingham
oh'
The Blow Up Dolls all are arriving They Are Being Carried Through The
Doors Right Now,
I Must Say I've Never Seen Blow Up Dolls at a Gig Before Said This Twat
From Radio one.
The Sic Boy Crew Chanted Sheep Shagger Throughout
The Night Launching Blow Up Dolls Into The Crowd Then Came The Blow up
Sheep Still Chanting Sheep Shagger at The Band all Recorded Live To The
Nation.
To Top It All,
Ten Blow Up Dolls
Ten Blow Up Sheep
Ten Blow Up Pigs at The Primal Scream Gig All Arriving In The Stretch
Limo Daz Russell Was With Us as Well.
All The Fuck Reading Gigs Back Stage Loads of Shouting
and Screaming.
Daft Punk With Daz Russell on Acid With The £500.00 Latex Blow Up
Dolls Crowd Surfing all Night Andy Copping The Promoter Thought That He
Was
Having a Bad Acid Trip My Favourite Band are The Anti Nowhere League.
I Like It When He.
As His Axe out on Stage I Try To Get Animal To Shag a Blow Up Doll on
Stage When He Sings Streets of London But He Said I'd Leave That one For
You Biffa.
We Are Very Good Friends Always In Touch.
To Many other Gigs To Mention Loads of Drinking and Shouting.
Tours:
Touring Is The Best-Job That I've Had Since I Left
School Especially The Word "ROOM SERVICE".
Punk:
Well I Guess Punk Is To Shock The local Dossers or
Mr & Mrs Normal of Life or Mrs Jones Next Door.
Well I Always Feel at Home With Punks and Goths,
I Enjoy Visits To Whitby I Normally Visit Whitby With a Famous Devil Worshipper
From Nottingham Punky Wayne or Waynes World Which I Call Him
He Did Security For The Kray Twins For a Long Time Has Friends With Some
Right People Behind Bars Even Dennis Neilson Writes To Him.
Well He Takes Me To all The Famous Places In Whitby
We Normally Drink 24 Cans of Red Stripe Travelling There With 3 Blow Up
Dolls In His Car His Good Lady Normally.
Drives us there.
I Like To Visit Stone Circles around Britain That Recharges My Batteries.
We Must Sometime Do a Song Called Spray It Black That's My Favourite Colour.
If I Leave My Curtains' open at Night Time The Evil Spirits Start To Bang
on My Window In The Dead of Night.
Punk Rock Is Nailing a Voodoo Doll To You Next-Door Neighbours Front Door
Sorry No Goldfish Until Next Wednesday 200 Hundred Goldfish Somersaulting
Towards Ripley In Real Life Nothing Is Real.
I Love To See People that Hate Us, Its So Good To See Them Take It a So
Serious and Get Mr Angry.
They Dream of Hells Angels Burning Their Houses Down
With Them In It Late at Night.
Yes Punk Rock It all Comes From The Rocky Horror Show
Years Images Dress Code Hairdo's and Alsatians.
The Real Punks Must Be over 40 Years old Know It Makes Me Piss My Pants
The Younger Sproges are So Confused With The New Alice Cooper of The 90's
Marlyn Manson It Good Fun Although It's all Been Done Before which I Enjoy
Doing Myself 148 Pubs In Weymouth.
Did The Bouncers Clap When You Drank 24 Bicardis and
Coke I Heard The-Slut Scream When The Car Tyre Went over Here Neck.
okay Dossers See You all Down The Front out For Light Me Johnny You Look
Pretty Stupid Hanging Up Side Down.
Bad Habits:
Shot Gun's of Red Stripe for breakfast, drinking 24
Pints of Red Stripe a day Driving Around The City of Bastards In The Stretch
Limo With The Blow Up Dolls Hanging out of The Windows.
Screaming At Various Doormen at Public Houses Throughout The City, oh'
There Goes Hendrix Dead Boy In The Stretch Limo With The Blow Up Dolls.
Beating Students Up With Knuckle Dusters on When on L.S.D. or Even Better
When Cheese Burger Bites Their Noses off on a Thursday Night.
Pulling Dossers Trousers Down When They Are Pissed and Passed out,
Then Shit on Their Stomachs Pull Their Pant Up Then Stand on Their Stomachs
Until They Wake Up.
Snorting Fire Extinguishers Being Raised By Hells Angels At Rock City
Being Employed By Them To Get Pissed and Keep Their Bike Shows Looking
Clean and Tidy.
Always on The Guest List Access all area,
Meeting Too Many Pop Stars Back Stage and Impressing Them By Drinking
To Much and Taking Dangerous Drugs.
Getting Max Splodge To Drink 24 Cans of Red Stripe,
Then To Go on Stage With Us To Go on Stage and Shag a Blow Up Doll With
His Face Mask on (Bath Pavilion) Take L.S.D in The Euro Disney Hotel Paris.
Go Out To Play With Rick The Guitarist The Fat Bus
Driver From Rigby With our Blow Up Dolls We Flash our Bent Knobs To Various
Dossers In Doncaster From The Upper Deck of His Bus.
Drowning Blow Up Dolls In Hotel Baths and Many Other
Things Which We Would Probably Get 10 Years For Telling You.
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